Day 22/30: lil kunj’s guide to festive season etiquette

This is what I learnt last night about festive season etiquette:

  1. It’s better to be overdressed than underdressed
  2. A pair of killer heels are far sexier than sensible flats
  3. Always take an umbrella, British weather is a pain and rocking up looking like a drowned rat is not a good look
  4. Always take a gift, preferably in the form of an alcoholic beverage or tasty chocolates
  5. Do not drink silly amounts
  6. If you do drink a stupidly silly amount, then do not puke
  7. If you do puke make sure a friend is looking after you
  8. Just make sure that friend is not the party host, it kinda ruins their night
  9. Do you not insult anyone’s degree, just because you find medieval history a bit of a snore, doesn’t mean that other people don’t find it thrilling.
  10. Never argue with barristers, you’ll never win, unless you’re some awesome barrister yourself, especially over something so menial as whether your dress is red or orange
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